The Suinae-Tuckius Law

"The quantity in which both Pigs and Tuck post in any one single thread is directly proportional to the likelihood that the thread will degenerate into any of the following:

Sex jokes
Gay sex jokes
Soap dropping
"That's what she said"
Rape
Orgies
STDs
Beastiality

Etc."

In the event that the Suinae-Tuckius Law is invoked, the thread cannot be saved. Recommended course of action is to lock the thread, delete the thread, burn the thread, burn the ashes of the thread, scatter the ashes of the ashes of the thread, salt the earth on which the burned ashes of the thread were scattered, then nuke the planet from space.

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